This is just a bunch of randomness on a screen

freudian-slipped:

if you put a frog in boiling water, it will jump out.

if you put a frog in warm water and gradually turn up the heat until the water is boiling, the frog will remain there until it dies.

and that is an abusive relationship.

(via kianlawley)

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puddletumbles:

wallyedge:

whatificantf0rgety0uu:

Ugh this is annoying

The fork pissed me off so much.

image

(Source: best-of-memes, via wholockiantabs)

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How I feel when I start to doubt myself

englishproblems:

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tyleroakley:

oscob:

jam of a lifetime

is it on itunes because honestly

(Source: genderoftheday)

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myselfisme:

Don’t Say “That’s So Gay” Campaign (Wanda Sykes) [ x ]

How about a round of applause.

(via orgasm)

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collegehumor:

This seal popped up on Reddit earlier today and clearly is the sassiest marine mammal on land, sea, or internet. You can’t tell him nuuuuuuthin! 

The Photoshops that followed below definitely get my seal of approval. … Aaaand I’ll see myself out. 

Take a Moment to Appreciate the Sassiest Seal on the Internet

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biological-warfare:

giveme-brandy-onmybreath:

mitsurugi:

gordonjramsay:

skypestripper:

aclorable:

aclorable:

aclorable:

which country has the most birds

portugeese

wait

thats a language

portugull

nice recovery

don’t you mean nice redovery

turkey, how did we miss turkey

(Source: hyclropump, via tyleroakley)

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happysellout96:

jean-luc-gohard:

I was born in the wrong generation. This generation is still racist as fuck and I can’t download a pizza. Wake me up in the year 3019.

*Update from the year 3000* not much has changed but we live underwater

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